Sunday, April 17, 2011

I deny the resurrection.

Today is Palm Sunday, the day we remember Jesus' triumphal entry into Jerusalem. This procession into the city on palms inaugurates what we call "Holy Week", or the last week of Jesus' life. During this last week: he says goodbye to his friends and washes their feet, he's betrayed by a friend and imprisoned, again he is betrayed by Peter and sent to death by crucifixion. On Good Friday he finally dies, alone and disconnected from God...
   
Around mid-afternoon Jesus groaned out of the depths, crying loudly, "Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?" which means, "My God, my God, why have you abandoned me?" 
-Matthew 27: 46 (The Message)

It sounds like an ending, but three days later he comes back from the dead - alive in a new body (of sorts). He appears not only to his closest friends, but to hundreds of others, who upon seeing him back from the dead, believe he is the Son of God. 

According to Christians his resurrection has huge implications for the world. If Jesus truly died and brought himself back to life, well then he'd be the only person ever to do that! So what would this mean? I like how Bishop of Durham / Author N. T. Wright puts it: 

"The resurrection completes the inauguration of God's kingdom. . . . It is the decisive event demonstrating that God's kingdom really has been launched on earth as it is in heaven." "The message of Easter is that God's new world has been unveiled in Jesus Christ and that you're now invited to belong to it." "The point of the resurrection…is that the present bodily life is not valueless just because it will die…What you do with your body in the present matters because God has a great future in store for it…What you do in the present—by painting, preaching, singing, sewing, praying, teaching, building hospitals, digging wells, campaigning for justice, writing poems, caring for the needy, loving your neighbor as yourself—will last into God's future. These activities are not simply ways of making the present life a little less beastly, a little more bearable, until the day when we leave it behind altogether (as the hymn so mistakenly puts it…). They are part of what we may call building for God's kingdom."

According to Christians, Christs resurrection has as much to do about the Kingdom of Heaven on earth as it does with the Kingdom of God after we die. And this Kingdom is a way of life that calls for the redemption of all people back to their maker. For N.T. Wright this plays itself out through the pursuit of Justice, love and healing for the world. 

In my own words, I would say the resurrection is a way of living which affirms the unconditional love of God for the entire world. If this is true, than my life, not my creeds, would speak the truth of the resurrection. Reversely, if my actions didn't match my beliefs it would seem I actually don't believe them in the first place.

Therefore, I deny the resurrection. Here is a short video explaing my point from author/pastor Peter Rollins - a fellow resurrection denier. I thought it was appropriate since he's from Belfast and I'll be heading there tomorrow...


I Deny the Resurrection from Peter Rollins on Vimeo.

I'm sure there is some huge flaw in my thinking here... but this morning durring church I realized I totally agree with Peter. I'm just like those first Palm sunday worshippers; I hail Jesus as king and in the next moment condemn him. Sometimes I believe God is risen and live like it is so, and yet there are other times when I act as if God isn't alive in the people around me. So I become apathetic, selfish and even cruel...

Like Peter Rollins I deny the resurection everytime I refuse to serve my brother or sister, and I affirm the resurrection every time I love others like my God loved me. 

I'll be in Ireland this next week, then onto London for the Royal Wedding and finally back home to Bradford.

Until then... Grace and peace to you this Easter. He is risen!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

English Lingo! Do you get it? I don't....

You know that really annoying person who lives in a foriegn country for a relatively short amount of time, and either returns with an accent or an enitrely new vocabulary? I do. I hate that person. There's actually a great episode of friends where they spoof this kind of imposter. The  episode starts with Pheobe and Monica impersonating their friend Amanda who just got back from living in England:

Monica: "Helloooo Monica daaaaarling, it's Amaaanda caaalling!" It's like give it a rest! You're from Yonkers, your last name is Boufemounteesy!!
Pheobe: "Helloooo Pheobe, sorry to catch you on your mobile." Well if you didn't want to catch me on my MOBILE you shouldn't have called me on my MOBILE!!!


You know these kids of fonies. Their the student who spent a month in Italy, and now ends every phone conversation with "Chow!" Please, your not fooling anyone...

My biggest fear (that's a hyperbole) was to become one of these people. At the beginning of the year I was determind to keep my American English! However, it became clear very early on that if I didn't start speaking Bristish English, the kids wouldn't have any bloody idea of what I'm talking about! So now I'm one of them, and I will probably one of them when I get back to the states - it's a habit now. So, in the hopes that y'all won't make fun of me when I get home... and so you can hear a bit of what the Brits across the pond call a language, I have listed a collection of British lingo. This is my personal list, I didn't steal it off a website, these are all the words I've learned since being here.

Feel free to giggle and then include them in your daily conversation.
(Some of these terms are local to Bradford. Infact, Sourthern England - London and all that- use a lot of our pronunciations and vocab)

British English                                Translation                                                       "Example"

I can't be bothered                        I'm too lazy to do anything right now
Oh bless...                                 Oh you...       "Look, poor Luke has his head stuck in a jar, oh bless..."
Footy  / Football                           Soccer
Cheers! / Ta!                                Thanks!
Asian                                            Middle Eastern
Oriental                                        Chinese/Japanese/Malaysian, etc....
a rubber                                        Eraser                             "Use your rubber to rub it out!"
a plaster                                        Band aid
Dinner                                           Lunch
Tea                                               Drinking tea / another name for dinner
Sugar paper                                  Construction paper
Skittles                                         Bowling pins
Private school                               Boarding school
Public school                                Private school
State school                                  Public school
Takeaway                                    Takeout
In'n-it                                      Right?! (Asian saying)      "Steven Jared is Liverpool's best player, in'n-it!"
Trolly                                           Shopping cart
Buggey                                        Stroller
Nappy                                          Diaper
Have a go...                                 Try it yourself
Ginnel/snicket                              Narrow path
Wellies                                         Rain boots
Queue                                          Line
Chips                                           Large french fries
Crisps                                          What we call chips
brilliant! smashing!                      Fantastic! Excellent!
Scheme                                        Plans
Bits                                              Parts
Top-up                                       to fill up / add money to            "I need to top-up my phone card"
Conkers                                       Horse chestnuts
Lorry                                           Truck
Twitten                                        Footpath
Chav                                           Equal to a redneck or "trailer trash"
Plait                                             Braid
Brass                                           Cold
Pip-pip/ toodle pip/ cheerio         Forms of saying goodbye
Fop                                             Well dressed, pretty boy
Full of flannel                             A flatterer
Rubbish                                      Trash
Cot                                              Baby's Crib
Posh                                            rich, fancy
Fancy dress                                 Costumes
Dobber                                       One who tattles
Grass                                          to tattle
Sledge                                        Sled for snow
Strop                                          Trantrum
Chuck-a-wobbly                        another phrase for tantrum
Ladybird                                    Ladybug
Take the piss                             Make fun of someone
Snogging                                   Making out
Proper                                        Really                                                      "It was proper raining!"
Well nice                                   really nice
Knackered                                 Exhausted
Gip                                            Vomit
Gunged                                     Slimed